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Txt Cmmandmnts
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Jesus on a Cell Phone
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The 10 Commandments, in TXT Spk: #3: No OMGs BY Cliff KuangFri Jun 5, 2009 at 5:59 PM The wits at McSweeney's just posted a list of the 10 Commandments in text speak. RT@theLORD:
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
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