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Txt Cmmndmnts

Jesus on a Cell Phone

The 10 Commandments, in TXT Spk: #3: No OMGs BY Cliff KuangFri Jun 5, 2009 at 5:59 PM The wits at McSweeney's just posted a list of the 10 Commandments in text speak. RT@theLORD: 



1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols 
3. no omg's 
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool 
6. dnt kill ppl 
7. :-X only w/ m8 
8. dnt steal 
9. dnt lie re: bf 
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob. 

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. 
ttyl, JHWH. 
ps. wwjd?